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Carville: Conservatives Are From Outer Space (More or Less)
Updated 4 months, 4 weeks ago
Source: http://biggovernment.com/
The always enjoybable Byron York has this (funny?) piece in today’s Washington Examiner:
Are you, by chance, a conservative? A Republican? Did you vote for John McCain last November, as well as the GOP candidate in your local congressional race?
If your answer to these question is yes, then you are very, very strange — and perhaps not even fully American. At the very least, you’re not one of the rest of us.
If you don’t believe it, just read “The ...
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[...] You’re Not Racist, Just Alien October 22, 2009 Posted by taoist in Politics. trackback According to Carville, if you worry about things like the speed with which Obama is trying to push through major [...]
Why do you ask? I am not his accountant . . .but logic would seem he earns money from DNC for project work (supposedly sent him to Afghanistan to run the presidential opponent's campaign,) he gives paid lectures/speeches, wrote a book, writes occasionally articles, I have seen him as a commentator on tv. . .again, why ask me?
Better from outer space than from hell itself
That being the case, the Bugs Bunny approach should work:
Democrat: "You're an alien!"
Republican: "No I'm not!"
Democrat: "Yes you are!"
Republican: "No I'm not!"
Democrat: "Yes you are!"
Republican: "Yes I am!"
Democrat: "No you aren't!"
Republican:
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He may be right. Conservatives are from Heaven and Liberals are from Hell. At least that's where they're going.
Carville. His face alone could inspire a new Stephen King novel.
Kewl!~ That's a compliment isn't it? LOL
I'm not an alien. I was born here. I have a birth certificate to prove it. Does Der Schwartzenfuhrer have one?
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with conservatives in a land apart…
Where do i sgn up for the New Confederate Army? IM READY TO FIGHT FOR AMERICA AGAINST THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRAP PARTY!
If being a REAL AMERICAN means being from Mars, then NASA best hurry the mars exploration program up so i can move there!
I find this interesting for two reasons. Carville is married to staunch conservative Mary Matalin, and Carville's Democracy Corps just did a study that showed opposition to Obama and his policies are not race based. Typical liberal with their "look over there!" mentality.
Who pays Carville' Salary?
Cowboy Logic.
I totally agree.. Homeland Security has been retooled to protect the Government from American Citizens. Don't Poo Poo this. Who would have ever believed Americans would ever elect an Anti American Marxist THUG as our President. Another thing, They cannot remove our Guns fast enough but they are useless when they remove ammunition sales to Americans. Checked on ammo shortages
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The "Ragin' Cajun" had to know the kinds of responses his taunt would elicit from the right. Ok. I'll play along. Our comments on his weird appearance may give him some ammo to use claiming we're twisted bigots and otherwise deeply flawed human beings.
I once saw him jogging towards me on the National Mall like Klaatu hurrying back to his spaceship – scary.
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Carville? This man would probably vote for BLAGO if he ran for president! As far as being from outer space, doesn't he look like your stereotypical ALIEN?
Ha! I now have a new nickname for "Cueball" Carville: The Spitting Cobra. Thanks, TM.
Carville and Greenberg,
A DUHHHHHHHH!!! I don't know which is more pathetic, the time wasted researching such a dumb ass issue or the dumb asses who paid you! Of course your research finds that conservative republicans are worlds apart from "the masses"! You're a F….kng Democratic political research lobbying firm numb nuts! And WE'RE the CLUELESS tea baggin white
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It's pretty clear why the comics can't find any material. .. the Democrats are doing stand up with every word out of their mouths! How can you beat these clowns for humor? Obama is as far from the mainstream of America as one can get… yet Republicans are out of touch? Really? Please.
As noted previously, it is Carville who is the alien.
Conservatives are just ungrateful, paranoid wretches who don't appreciate the benefits liberals will bestow upon everyone now that they're in power. Why, I've even heard of a manual which the liberals use, called To Serve America… what more evidence is needed of their good intentions?
Substitute Jew for Conservative and it's pretty clear we're with dealing with some miserable creature reminiscent of those that scapegoated the Jews in Nazi Germany and the islamists that scapegoat the Jews in the Middle East. The only difference between modern day liberals and islamic terrorists/nazis is that liberals are afraid to use force, otherwise their ideological rigidness and intolerance towards ... See all content
Carville is like a geek trying to eternally gain acceptance and membership into a popular clique in high school.
To do so, he must continuously smear anything and everyone that does not agree with the most popular, powerful lefties, be willing to do any task (ie. run political campaigns in Afghanistan,) and utter even the most ludicrous, contrived talking points.
In watching him
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Carville? Remember this you pencil necked geek:
"Shove it down our throats in '09,
we'll rham it up your ass in '10."
Things are intensifying to a fevor pitch in this Country. Everyone feels it, and is on edge. It will only take one spark. The jury is out on whether it will be another Ruby Ridge, or Waco. Personally, I think it is going to be something far bigger
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Carville is…Gasp!
A Kanamit!
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Classic case of the POT calling the KETTLE black ! The alien figures developed by Lucas in Close Encounters used a mug shot of Carville's facial characteristics. Strong resemblance !
Cowboy Logic,
You have a way with words brother, I love it!!! 2 thumbs up
Well I am "a world apart…of sound mind and grace, I stand up for the Human Race." And thats no joke!
FROM THE LINK: Republican voters believe Obama is deliberately and ruthlessly advancing a ‘secret agenda’ to bankrupt our country and dramatically expand government control over all aspects of our daily lives
A. Nothing secret about it
B. He has expanded government control and continues to do so
C. Our debt is x3 what it was in January
D. He appointing
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Ha, Carville is one of the oddest looking and thinking people I have ever watched. His idea of a conversation is screaming and spitting. His views are in line with some kind of hollywood horror show.
And we are the aliens? All 52% of us that dont like his savior?
Interesting…NOT
I think Carville is from outer space. (he certainly LOOKS alien)
He and Obama and Clinton arrived on the same mother ship.
This coming from a man (Carville) who looks like he was one of the original Visitors on "V".
I wonder how Mary is taking this analysis…
John Edwards would have said “… two worlds apart…”
Carville,
OFF MY WORLD, NOW!
i agree with you. The Democratic party and Obama are trying to take over the country, and they've got a good start. They own the car industry,and banking, They trying to get health care in their pockets, and now they want to control the internet and news channels. If they get those, you might as well say good-bye to the America we once were so proud of. Your won't have freedom of speech, ... See all content
Carville is totally writing to those who are mad at Obama for not moving fast enough. I hope that's only a fringe and that most people will read that report and agree that Obama is indeed moving too fast. He is, after all, stating the obvious.
When the GOPers retake many governorships and cuts down the Dem leadx in both Houses ( if not taking over one ), come 2010, I hope that "snakehead" again puts a wastepaper basket over his head, on T.V. !
Carville, in a rare moment of candor, admitted that if it wasn't for the Clintons he'd be a security guard back in Arkansas. Loyal to the core, he knows what role he is supposed to play. One wonders if he really believes half of what he says. Disagree with him, dislike him too. But he is a loyal and dedicated friend to the Billary and never loses sight of his humble beginnings. We find him ... See all content
Classic case of the POT calling the KETTLE black ! The alien figures developed by Lucas in Close Encounters used a mug shot of Carville's facial characteristics. Strong resemblance !
And to make it worse, Obama sent Carville to Afghanistan to work with their leadership!!!!! Karl Rove said that it is more than dangerous now, because Obama via Carville has actually made it worse in Afghanistan. Carville is the most despicable lying lowly character that you could ever meet. He is worse than a weasel. I wouldn't send Carville to take out the garbage, much less have any dealings ... See all content
I think Carville is from outer space...
iggovt Carville: Conservatives R From Outer Space (More or Less): The always enjoybable Byron York has this (funny?).. http://bit.ly/Cj5PS
Carville, like all democrat parasites, is mentally ill. These leftwing windbags on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC have become the Clown Car News Networks. Frankly they could replace SNL with their comedic absurdities and juvenile behavior.
If this serpent-headed moron is calling all Republicans "aliens from outer space." he's going to get an azz-kicking from his Republican wife. Have at it, Mary!
Speaking of aliens, did Carvile have a cameo in Close Encounters of the Third Kind at the end?
Is that the best Carville can do? Playground tactics at best! Yet another example of the substance, depth and intelligence of the leading party in America. Here is a Democrat's version of debating issues in America: Democrat:"You're an alien!," Republican:"No, I'm not!" Democrat: "Yes you are!" Republican:"No I'm not!" Democrat:"Yes you ... See all content
..."don’t trust Barack Obama; are scared by the speed with which the president and Democrats in Congress are attempting to enact new programs; don’t like government takeovers of business; and believe that many of their fellow Americans don’t fully appreciate the threat posed by the Democratic agenda." I don't consider myself a "conservative republican", but ... See all content
You should be required to have a passport and a visa to go to Berkley. (Berserkley) Health check required upon departure
Read the entire report. It's great propaganda, that is if you are an "ET looking like little gecko" that Cowboy Logic so aptly termed. Seriously, take the time to read the report. It's enlightening and gives one a very clear perspective on the gecko's and Greenbergs future talking points. It also give you great perspective on where they think the left is at. For us junkies ... See all content
Stand apart? I kind of like thinking we "Stand Above". But always willing to lend a hand up.
I wonder if Mr. Carville has looked lately at opinion polls of Obama and of his initiatives. Recent numbers show that 40% Strongly Disapprove of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President, with only 28% who Strongly Approve. It looks like the "rest of America" Mr. Carville refers to is a dwindling minority. Perhaps Mr. Carville needs help understanding reality.
Geez, Has he looked in a mirroe lately? He looks like the Martian Men in the that stupid movie with Jacj Nicholson in it. Its to bad his head won't explode when Slim Whitman is playing. Or will it?????
Mr James Carnival, You like demeaning your Wife. She may enjoy your Tin Foil hat thinking and abuse. I happen to be from the work of God and he is leading me every day. There will be a day that he leeds you somewhere also.
Carville, Conservatives are from outer space? That is hilarious! That is sure something that "E.T." looking little gecko would know all about...............
Well I am "a world apart...of sound mind and grace, I stand up for the Human Race." And thats no joke!
It's Carville's job to make trouble.He's a democratic hatchet man.Always has been.But I think that before he starts calling other people aliens he should look in the mirror.
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