Mark Is Good At Break Ups

Updated 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Nothing says a clean break up like running out of room on the first Post-It note and having to leave a second one. Especially when the second one just emphasizes how much the dog always hated her.

Via: reddit

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bnk1310 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

Brenda wouldn't do it doggy style. The end.

mindscud 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Twitter

Break up via post it note :D http://bit.ly/3oFebC

aaronhoffmeyer 2 months, 4 weeks ago on Digg

The glue was. The notes weren't widely available until 1980.

sorepheet 2 months, 4 weeks ago on Digg

Buried for TWO postit notes. /s

Mujerdepocafe 3 months ago on Twitter

http://bit.ly/4jjutt así te ahoras discusiones tipo: yo pagué el refri! -no es cierto, es mío!!

o_Omael 3 months ago on Twitter

RT: @Mujerdepocafe: http://bit.ly/4jjutt así te ahoras discusiones tipo: yo pagué el refri! -no es cierto, es mío!!<<< ROFL

marcmanonlyme 3 months ago on Twitter

RT: @o_Omael: RT: @Mujerdepocafe: http://bit.ly/4jjutt así te ahoras discusiones tipo: yo pagué el refri! -no es cierto, es mío!!<<< ROFL

Dublins98Dave 3 months ago on Twitter

Reality check: http://bit.ly/1biuKV And a Break-Up: http://bit.ly/3KPf7s And Zombies: http://bit.ly/CHLC4

skit4king 3 months ago on Digg

Brenda is a bitch.

claire 3 months ago on Wordpress

Ahh the fade routine eh - also known as the ‘I’m a cowardly weak excuse for a person’ routine. Hope you enjoy perpetual singlehood. You can always switch hands, I guess.

klinemccoy 3 months ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

FrederickSSull 3 months ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

twitter@MafiaHairdreser 3 months ago on Wordpress

I prefer the Fade. That’s when one person, the Fader, calls the Fadee and makes a date, and then cancels the date. Then the Fader again and again makes and cancels more dates. Meanwhile, in between said dates, which are spaced out further and further, there is a definitive vagueness of when and where and if there even was another planned date. Pretty soon the Fadee just gives up.The Fader is ... See all content Hide content

JeffDave 3 months ago on Twitter

=http://nextround.net/2009/11/02/mark-is-good-at-break-ups/

Paul5 3 months ago on Wordpress

they should ask postit to make extended versions of their notes

GRobertKnight 3 months ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

richardlaksana 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) - http://bit.ly/15hWIS

Edwardcdvs 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

BobbyASpencer 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

Rachel 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress

LOL my x though I was horrible for breaking up with him over the phone(when we were living 5 hours apart)

Jalamalopy 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Dear Brenda, the dog and I both hate you http://bit.ly/4jjutt

proyectoalegria 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

@Solo_M para tu negocio! jaja http://bit.ly/3KPf7s

ganaited 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Si cainele te uraste http://bit.ly/4jjutt

mcomp72 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

that link didn't work. trying again. http://bit.ly/4jjutt

DeskFlyer 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

It's called a joke. Lighten up, Francis.

Sapherous 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Best breakup ever 8D http://bit.ly/4jjutt

Scira 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Cracked said its a way dogs try to assert their dominance. And the internet never lies!

nannu 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress

dude the guy has lost it god save the dog from his wrath

fredrockbluff 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Odd style of handwriting. The H and K's particularly.

stesom 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Pics or it didn't happen

joshuastecker 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Another reason to love @digg: "Mark is Good at Break Ups" http://tinyurl.com/y9schkt

ladydoc 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I’m a psychologist, the note shows (if real) how human brain works, in the first post-it you will clearly see the rational part of the brain in action, that answer seems a very rational.

BUT in the second post-it you will see how an older part of the brain works and that’s the one related with emotions … be careful if you think you are rational because in one way or another your emotional ... See all content Hide content

eleanorigby 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

way to bust out object relations. I wonder if he had mom issues...

lamprey187 3 months ago on Digg

I disagree, the dog is a metaphor for Mark himself. In fact Mark is self destructive and self loathing and really there is no dog. Mark hates himself and this is why he just said dog instead of "Bingo".

ryrocker 3 months ago on Digg

no, the dog hates her.

jkleinrichert 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Thanks, Doc!

thegiancarlo 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://ff.im/-aX8Ym

BlaculasFro 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Yes, females hump too... a lot. You 10 years old or something?

muffinmonk 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

You've never seen a bitch hump? My dog is a bitch and she would start humping the cat, which is a female. I'm beginning to sense gender confusion.

thepierre 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Mark's a dick

PinkoComrade 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

haha my mom is brenda and her boyfriend is mark.... wait.... rex?

AROZ 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

In conversation, the dog part would just seem stupid.

morcheeba 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

unless it was a talking dog... in which case it would be awesome!

KarimaOliver 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

elenaadamscom 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

You know it. I know it. Zorak know it. Moltar know it. Brak know it.

courbple 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Dugg solely for the Space Ghost reference.

williambell12 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

Zain123 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

At first I thought it said "I mooed out."

WebDonuts 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

The guy seems nice enough. Just doing what needs done in that situation. But that dog is a jerk!

IrvineKinneas50 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

fake and gay

bigtime2 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Why are you describing yourself only in two words?

4rp4n3t 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Three words.

ibdav 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Sorry - She's humping?

Trying to get my head around that one...

DAC1138 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I like the part where he takes the dog.

momcatjo 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Yep. They were actually invented in 1968.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-it_note

bonzoape 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Oh, and your a slut...k thx

13blog 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Mark Is Good At Break Ups | NextRound.net http://bit.ly/18t3ca Oh man good stuff.

chrissanese 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Funny stuff. http://bit.ly/3KPf7s

Eupatorus 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Right on! Nice, subtle threat of violence. Just to make her think. I like it.

danr2c2 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

His H's look like backwards N's.

JulioJLowery 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

dwhs 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Dogs have better instincts then people

mcstewart2112 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

people have better thumbs THAN dogs

charles 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress

Good dogs always know someones character.

GregFD3S 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

People still name their kids "Brenda"?

WittyAnG3L 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

Yuck!!!!!

TehJonneh 3 months ago on Digg

I see that a Brenda has buried your comment...

ryrocker 3 months ago on Digg

dont worry, the name will be extinct by the time your kids have kids.

BiLLtheButch3r 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

We want more money!

What money?

The internet money... Give us some of that!

Ryan Drean 3 months, 1 week ago on Friendfeed

In case you are looking for a classy way to break up with your gf or bf... http://ping.fm/HqCgJ

rdrean 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

In case you are looking for a classy way to break up with your gf or bf... http://ping.fm/HqCgJ

alexsaid 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

The dog hates you: http://bit.ly/4jjutt

paintb4707 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Nothing says terrible Digg submission like a picture of a fake note.

lowlee 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

no one likes you.

Signa91 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I wonder who took the picture...

AlexanderCurtis 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

But, did she get half?

chriswastaken 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

**head implode**

electric cigarette 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress

OUCH! LOL! That is one awesome breakup!

diggB 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

The dog note will give her paws for thought.

thatryanguy 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

She will definitely collie the doberman from That poodle!

Crap, I suck at these.

thecoinman 3 months ago on Digg

I wonder if she preferred doggy style?

Atario 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

From now on, she'll probably be afraid that every boyfriend will flea.

DrSnugglebunny 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

The dude must be barking mad to leave that bitch.

supergoopinator 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Do you think he'll even collar?

jeffwmartin 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

It was pretty ruff

smashblu 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Cool story sis

silvano_v 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

http://digs.by/hBc best break up?

nikdjukic 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Some people are just better at break-ups than others: http://bit.ly/3KPf7s

Uberman5000 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

How to Break Up http://bit.ly/4jjutt

EricOfTheJames 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Oh look, the bury works, too!

EFisch 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

The best breakup letter I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/4jjutt

just_chris 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Any girl named "Brenda" probably isn't worth being with anyway.

CelloZach 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

My wife's name is Melissa...

Dalif 3 months ago on Digg

Do you have pictures of said wife's hotness?

kinseyincanada 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

My moms name is Brenda....

SisyphusFragmnt 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

She will also respond to "take it all you filthy slut!"

thegrantman 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Every Brenda I've met was unattractive and slovenly.

Every Melissa I've met was smokin' hot.

Ihosvany 3 months ago on Digg

I know a really hot Melissa. cute as a button

Madcow17 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Every Melissa i meet is really fat.

Cepster 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenda_Costa

AlphaMode 3 months ago on Digg

Don't bother linking to something without a photo. You would have been better of linking to Google Images...

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=brenda%20cost ...

MTylerChapman 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/24U55O

iBleeedOrange 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

It's more of the fact that most(?) of the time the posts on reddit...are made for reddit. Then they come to digg and it's shown as "Hey look at this funny note" while on reddit it's "Hey reddit look at this note my neighbor wrote"

Either way I don't give a fuck, Digg has a larger user base and finds more articles, while reddit is more personal. So I view both, shoot me . ... See all content Hide content

iamtad 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Yep - reply button works.

KraftDinner101 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Checking it thrice, sure does function.

iBleeedOrange 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

double checked, indeed does work

Zera 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

WTF Digg?

This was:

1.) Not Funny

2.) Not Clever

3.) Not New

4.) Nothing. It is literally just a post-it note with an almost certainly fake message.

HOW IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE?!?!?!?!?!

What has happened to Digg?

KraftDinner101 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Calm down dude. It's a website. Everything is going to be ok.

dressinginarmor 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

you happened to digg.

gramathy 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Buried for inaccuracy. The dog did not write a note.

Atario 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

He gave moral support during the writing.

maximm 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

How many jackasses will come to announce this was on Reddit?

I see 2 so far.

Did you know that on the nightly news if something happens in your town more then one station reports on it? It's absolutely amazing to think if channel x is there that channel y would also report the same story. What thieves!!!

Next time a plane crashes or a bus full of people crashes I better not ... See all content Hide content

algaeturd 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Yeah, because 2 faked post-it notes about a supposed breakup is JUST as important as a fucking plane crashing or a bus full of people crashing.

Idiotic analogy.

Drouin707 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

hey, i saw this on reddit!

Ender4171 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I think most people complain about seeing things from reddit more for the timing. Many articles become popular on reddit hours or days before they do on Digg. To use your analogy: If one news program reported the same story two days later after another station, would you not consider the former to be a bit behind the times?

brownsound00 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Digg's news comes at the same time as Reddit. Digg's images, lolcat pages, and stuff like this comes a day late. I think we could all wait a day for that

Boblamov 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

And I keep thinking perhaps if Reddit didn't look like an amateur-made Pokemon forum circa 1999, maybe I might give it a little look. But reckon I find source code easier to read, and I only took one semester of computer science

GiddiOne 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Dugg for "lamo" in your name

firesights 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Dugg for Pokemon forum.

thegrantman 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Dugg for the rest of it.

bdigital24 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

dugg for reckon

namelessXsilent 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

looks like it was written by a 5 year old

rednip 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Your 5 yo is shacked up with his girlfriend?

ifruit 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Who refers to their own dog as "the dog?" If they were really living together he would of referred to the dog by its name. Another funny/fake internet note.

walshgopher 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I named my hamster Hamster. But then I didn't really want it. I got guilted into it. We were never close friends.

theparaiba 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I heard the dog raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I'm not making accusations here, in fact I don't think the dog did anything. But since he failed to deny these allegations, I can't help but wonder.

LemurDaddy 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Why won't the dog release his long-form birth certificate? What is he hiding?

LetterQ 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I know lots of people who refer to their dog as "the dog" and not by their name. I always did when I had dogs. Which sounds more natural?

1. "Did you let the dog out?"

2. "Did you let Max out?"

I think more people would use #1.

TylerLavite 3 months ago on Digg

I always refer to my dog as the dog..... but her real name is Cabo (named after CaboWabo Tequila)

ifruit 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

@LetterQ - If I was telling a stranger something my dog did, then yea. But if you were talking to a family member that is well aware who "Skippy" is, then I don't think you would say "the dog."

feelmypimphand 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

My stained LCD begs to differ.

albionlegend 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

1. Write fake note

2. Take picture and upload to internet

3. ???????

4. Profit

Leezus 3 months ago on Digg

No guys, this is definitely fake.

I can tell because I'm a douche bag.

Atario 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Know what? I think YOUR comment is fake. I've seen so many similar ones before. Fishy.

capnawesome 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Normally I think the 'wha-wha it's so fake' comments are annoying...but in this case, in order for it to be real...the person being broken up with logically would have had to take the picture and put it on the internet. Or allow her friends to see it. not likely.

overused old-as-shit memes, though, are always annoying.

MaskedSlacker 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

@capnawesome: I think I got a dunce hat lying around you can borrow.

capnawesome 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

wow I...so did not think of that. guess I look pretty dumb right about now.

vinnyraffle 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

or... he just put the post-it notes up and took a picture right after... logically.

CourageWulf 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Fake notes are like fake FB screen shots...they'll both get 1k+ diggs

maximm 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Awesome i have used that bit as well. Finally gives you something almost clever to say. The spiderman comment was weak imho.

SammyboyKIDDAH 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

^ 'In my humble opinion'

palmer 3 months ago on Digg

"imho"?

Tarkaan 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Wow, thanks for the insightful commentary, John Madden. Douche.

Chachuka 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

1. Write fake note

2. Take picture and upload to internet

3. ???????

4. Spider-man comment

maximm 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

bitter

staffell 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Ok.

Trick07 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

What if your dog loves the chick and you hate her? Then what?

bushout 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

leave the bitches?

Jektal 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Hounds before Hos.

R3publican 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Take away her peanut butter. Your dog will eventually come around.

artjulian 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

damn...remember when break-ups were emotional? Not anymore they're not http://bit.ly/4jjutt

willmuldoon 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Mark Is Good At Break Ups: Nothing says a clean break up like running out of room on the first Post-It note and.. http://bit.ly/2OxAaP...

lupebarba 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

This is why you should always trust a dog's judgment http://twurl.nl/f8s406 Just Sayin'

miharejc 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

the ultimate break-up note: http://bit.ly/4jjutt

Lsmink 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Who can break up with just one post-it note? http://bit.ly/3KPf7s

theasshatter 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Reddit!!

jets331 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

No one cares.

foxrun612 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Reddit.

MacBandit 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Just start blocking anyone who says that R word.

catalystical 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Hmmm......via Reddit

MacBandit 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Don't bother replying just block them.

Trick07 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

So your life is so devoid of any value all you have time for is seeing what is posted on Reddit then Digg?

falafelkiosken 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

and reddit stole it from nextround.net, fucking reddit

Avaseal 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Who really gives a fuck? honestly

juliadalton 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Haha - One of the best breakup notes ever - http://bit.ly/4jjutt

John Beeno 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress

WOw, thats prety messed up dude!

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ControversedDig 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

SammyboyKIDDAH 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

lol

r we there yet

r we there yet

r we there yet

boooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrringggggggg.......

r we there yet

r we there yet

r we there yet

clone4crw 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDOOOOOOONNNNNNTTTTT CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Arkz 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Then DOOOOOONNN'TTTT CLLLIIIIICCCCKKK IIIIITTTTT!

aliengoods 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

It could have only been better if he'd hung both notes with a knife.

jackalsclaw 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Would using a hatchet or axe be scarier?

maximm 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

stabbed into a hand drawn picture.

lamprey187 3 months ago on Digg

in blood

TylerLavite 3 months ago on Digg

while drawing another hand

idiggem 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

of people getting a fucking life.

mizusajt 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

that is holding a drawing

Smalldude76 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

of a hand.

r2builder 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

with a drawing on it

Lith25 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

of a break up note

eShinn 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

with a missing finger.

Kwinti 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

drawing a hand-drawn picture.

Moralogic 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

of a hand

bstew22 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

with blood on them

angrytortilla 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

http://rorr.im/digg.com/people/great_break_up_lett ...

giveer 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

You don't have to digg it up, but don't digg down a mirror link when it's doing what it's supposed to be doing.

Atario 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Correction:

Digg = "Thanks man, I really found this useful."

Bury = "I'm a dick who hates things I don't understand."

diggmeordie 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Thanks for the mirror, work blocked the original one.

angrytortilla 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

FWIW, the site was down for a short period of time after hitting front page and appeared to recover quicker than most.

eShinn 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

UV001 in light of Krets' response:

Let's read Jaaames' post again...

Digg down = "I'm a dick who hates things I don't understand."

wrs123 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

fuck!!

jaaames 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Digg up = "Thanks man, I really found this useful."

Digg down = "I'm a dick who hates things I don't understand."

teh_spazz 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

I broke up with a girl 5 minutes after getting together with her. I had the balls not to use a note.

OasisR123 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

got another one, "what did you do? deflate her?"

Orbital101 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Easy to break up with a woman when she doesn't actually know you're in a relationship with her.

Avaseal 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Grats...i think..

giveer 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Breaking up a relationship that didn't last as long as your morning dump requires no balls to end in the first place.

CelloZach 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

@ElysianGold: it appears that you aren't much of a coffee drinker.

ElysianGold 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Now that you mention it, I find that I rarely ever have to take a dump in the morning, I'm more of a mid-afternoon guy.

bullsfan03 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

dugg for using morning dump as a comparison to something.

Hood15 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

5 minutes? really? What was the point of dating her. Did you meet her, go "my name is teh_spazz, wanna be my girlfriend" she said "yes, my name is "spazz_hata" and you were like "shit... shoulda got the names outa the way first, we can't be together"?

Rollwit2002 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

That was not what normal people call a girlfriend. Normal people call those girls hookers. Sounds like the chick made out if it only took her 5 minutes. You need to savor things in life more.

OasisR123 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

getting together as in:

"you: a/s/l "

?

SammyboyKIDDAH 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

her: 17/f/china wat u look leik

DrDragun 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Did you respect the customary week of abstinence per 6 months of relationship? In this case, about 12 seconds?

aliengoods 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

How long did it take to get over her. 3 minutes?

thephosphorbox 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

Always trust the dog's opinion. They know.

mushoo 3 months ago on Digg

Well duh!

They know all about bitches.

wipis 3 months ago on Digg

Yeah. They smell blood.

immatellyouwhat 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

One of my dogs had the opinion that crap is delicious.... I'm gonna take a pass on that one.

OkCyDe 2 months, 3 weeks ago on Digg

@beatleman

If only my dog shat dark matter

beatleman 3 months ago on Digg

Literally rocket fuel, in Nibbler's case...

tesuji05 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

A dog's stomach (especially labradors) can digest carbon steel and several different types of nuclear waste. Poo is probably like rocket fuel for them.

KahRahTay 3 months, 1 week ago on Digg

i hear it's a good source of b12. thats just what i hear though...

populard_pic 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great Break Up Letter by Mark ..... and the Dog (PIC) http://bit.ly/1u2yzV

davedawes 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter

Great break-up letter from Mark and the Dog http://tinyurl.com/y9schkt

uberVU - social comments 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress

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