Matt Kaye = Competitive Bronzing!

Updated 3 months, 2 weeks ago

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Matt Kaye, my friend has taken up the sport of competitive bronzing.

His first official event will be the 2009 Toledo Bronzing Championships. (sponsored by the makers of “orange drink”)

This year Matt Kaye looks unstoppable!

What’s his secret you ask? Discipline. And bronzer.

6 AM: Wake up call (figurative)

6:01 AM: Find and put on eyeglasses.

6:02 AM: Roll over in his full size bed and talk to the picture of his li’l ...

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Stirling 3 months, 2 weeks ago on Wordpress

JP,

Bronzer is responsible for a lot of things, the least of which is a ripped bod.

Bronzer is responsible for Easter, most of the famine in Africa (which ties in with being ripped) and the concept of integers.

Wiki it. You’d be surprised.

Best,

Stirling

mitchell 3 months, 2 weeks ago on Wordpress

Thank you. If you look closer you will see that I am wearing Wrangler jeans that I bought at Wal-Mart after a late night bronzer accident. It was horrible and I lost my favorite pair of Jordache jeans.

What is a bummer is that i didn’t get the photos of my sweet reebok shoes with the velcro straps.

jp 3 months, 2 weeks ago on Wordpress

Is bronzer responsible for that ripped bod, too?

sggardner 3 months, 2 weeks ago on Twitter

Competitive Bronzing: http://ping.fm/97rcl http://bit.ly/1amC5w

Stirling 3 months, 2 weeks ago on Wordpress

That’s a beautiful purple sweatshirt, Mitchell. Absolutely beautiful.

mitchell 3 months, 3 weeks ago on Wordpress

I am going to admit this now. I am the guy in the mirror taking the photo.

I am shamed and sorry, but Matt’s glorious bronze body must be photographed for the world to see

Kellie Mills Luurtsema 3 months, 3 weeks ago on Wordpress

Is it wrong to assume that the top prize in a Bronzing Competition is a bronze medal?

sggardner 3 months, 3 weeks ago on Twitter

Matt Kaye enters the World of Competitive Bronzing! http://ping.fm/wBGQi http://bit.ly/FwNmX

sggardner 3 months, 3 weeks ago on Twitter

Matt Kaye enters the World of Competitive Bronzing! http://ping.fm/wBGQi

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