Online Course (With Apologies to Poe)

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

I took a bit of artistic license with this, but this is based on a true story shared by Jeff Goldman at the excellent MinuteBio blog.  Several weeks ago, I put out a call for e-learning horror stories. Jeff’s was by far the best (or worst!) story, and I’m grateful that he inspired me to this creativity.

With deepest apologies to Edgar Allen Poe…

Online Course

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered ...

, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious module of forgotten lore,

While I designed, my objectives mapping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my cubicle door.

“Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my cubicle door —

Only this, and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember, seven years ago December,

And each separate service center spread out upon the map

Eagerly I wished to prove, and vainly I had sought to move

Our onsite courses to online — online would be a snap

We’d learn across the distances, converting would be a snap.

We’d fill our knowledge gap.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

Confidently I marketed this superb online course.

Who should take the online course, what to learn in an online course,

Such convenience as a benefit of the online course,

Why not take this online course?

Back in my Baltimore cubicle, I prepared for this pinnacle

Of online learning. But there, the tapping, louder than before.

“Surely,” said I, “surely that is someone from my local office.”

But I see, then, who is there, and confused I do implore,

“Why is a colleague from Virginia here at my door,

Traveling to tap on my cubicle door?”

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the woman whose voice now started somewhat hoarse.

This and more I sat divining, with my head confused reclining

Her answer I was pining: “I’m here for my online course.

I’m here for my ONLINE COURSE.”

Image credit: cc licensed flickr photo shared by J. Heinisch

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