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Rampant Speciesism
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From Joly v. Pelletier, Rene Joly v. Pelletier and others, [1999] O.J. No. 1728 [QL], 1999 CarswellOnt 1587, 1999 WL 33187845 (Carswell) (Ontario Superior Court of Justice, Court File Nos. 99-CV-166273 and 99-CV-167339, May 16, 1999) (I’ve verified that this is indeed on Westlaw):
Mr. Joly’s claims in these two actions, and in several others not currently before me, all centre on his firm assertion that he is not a human being; rather a martian. As I understand them, the nature of his complaints ...
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Smallholder 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
egd: egd says:
Dave N: Since Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan, half-human, does he only have half-standing?
Sarcastro: Spock is screwed, but his great-grandchildren may have standing!
In contrast to Sarcasto, I would submit that Spock would have a leg to stand on.
No. Spock’s great-grandchildren are still screwed: One drop rule.
We can’t recognize the rights
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readery 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
iit’s certainly possiblle that when the Roe court said that the Due Process Clause lacked “prenatal application”, it may have been doing nothing more than making a statement about its jurisdiction. A very similar argument has been made about what the Court said in Johnson v. Eisentrager. If when the Johns court said the Bill of Rights lacks “extraterritorial application” it didn’t actually say anything ... See all content
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readery 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
JM Hanes,
The rules in the United States are different from Canada, and within the United States the rules are different from state to State.
The judrisdiction of the U.S. courts is set by Article III, Section 2. That Article never mentions the word “person”.
A line of cases beginning with Johnson v. Eisentrager and including U.S. v. Verdugo-Uriquidez and U.S. v. Alvarez-Machain
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JustWarrenC 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter
How does the court system really treat aliens? Find out here: http://bit.ly/18jh2R
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RSS agregator » Blog Archive » Can Martians sue in Human courts? 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
[...] is that Martians can’t sue in Ontario courts. The name of the case is Joly v. Pelletier , and you can read about it here. A quick excerpt from the opinion: [...]
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JM Hanes 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
readery:
Personhood, not citizenship, is the sine qua non of standing. Though expressed in terms of speciation in the opinion above, the fundamental proposition is that a Martian is not a “person,” just as a horse is not a person. Others have noted the issue of personhood and 1st Amendment standing. It may yet be our last line of defense against PETA’s push to turn our pets into wards of the
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traveler496 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
I wouldn’t waste much time pondering details of the legal treatment of sentient software. The leading legal intellects of that era won’t have much use for any groundwork attempted in ours.
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Xclerk 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
These wacky pro se complaints are sometimes amusing, a little lift from the humdrum for lawyers and clerks. Still, if you have to sift through these filings, you can’t help but feel a little sorry for some of the delusional people who vent through their crazy court pleadings. Even if they are wasting time that could be devoted to serious cases.
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Cato The Elder 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Mithras:
Those dastardly minorities, always wanting something.
Thank goodness we have institutions like the Senate to protect them from enforced tyranny like socialized health-care.
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Bob Hawkins 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
In the 1993 novel Hard Landing, by Algis Budrys, the government gets hold of some space aliens. They are examined, not by doctors, but by a veterinarian. Joly v. Pelletier confirms this principle.
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Newbury 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Syd Henderson: Lightcon says:PersonFromPorlock: On the other hand, doesn’t this precedent mean that any actual Martian who lands in Ontario can be shot out of hand? Could be awkward.
Depends whether it was Martian season and the person with the gun had a hunting license.
There *is* no season for Martians and they are not a ‘specially protected mammal’ (assuming martians belong to
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RobRitchie 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter
Tough luck, Uncle Martin. http://tinyurl.com/yls4vsj
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readery 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
It should be noted that Roe v. Wade specifically observed that many states recognize fetuses as having standing to sue when for example an assault on a pregnant woman damaged the fetus; the mother would sue on behalf of the fetus just as she would on behalf of a minor child. It found this no obstacle to its conclusion. The question of capacity to sue in a U.S. federal court is a different matter from ... See all content
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Newbury 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
PeteP says:
“What other legal system could be so far removed from reality, as ours is, as to reason that ‘plaintiff can not file a suit because he is a martian’ ?”
No. Madame Justice Epstein was entirely realistic within the structure of the laws and rules of civil procedure in Ontario. If he *is* a martian, then he cannot claim the other persons conspired to harm him by asserting
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Inside the Asylum :: Legal precedent established against ET :: October :: 2009 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
[...] Ontario Superior Court of Justice has ruled that aliens (from other planets) are not “human” and therefore have no standing in court, as only a [...]
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readery 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Several federal circuits have held that limited liability companies are not persons and are to be treated as partnerships and regarded as a collection of individuals, so for example there was not complete diversity if any LLC member lived in the defendant’s state. Some states have updated their LLC laws to specifically state that they are to be treated as corporations in this respect.
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M. Report 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
SF short:
Benevolent Alien arrives, is shot dead.
Shooter says: Not human; No murder.
Town redefines Human: Harmless animal.
Varmint: Harmful animal.
Shooter, meet Varmint Exterminator. :)
See also Cordwainer Smith’s Underpeople:
Derived from animal DNA: Not human.
And of course, “Jerry was a Man.” by Heinlein:
Rich lady
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escapee 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
The institution of “personhood” began in large after the Civil War, when those not eligible for citizenship in the states were legislated “civil rights” somewhat comparable to those of the state Citizen.
This progressively got out of hand as the original citizenry clamored for the “constitutional rights” of the artificial “person”. Today, most all rights and citizenship flow from the federal
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The Grey Man 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Somehow, somewhere, I feel certain that someone is finding a way to blame EEEvil Bush/Cheney for this rampant discrimination against Martians and all extraterrestrials, and depriving them of their Constitutional rights.
Let the logic twisting begin.
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Martians Can’t Sue 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
[...] Joyner | Friday, October 30, 2009 Eugene Volokh brings to our attention, rather belatedly, the case of Joly v. Pelletier, in which Rene Joly [...]
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RHD 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
When I was in the US Atty’s office (EDNY) many years ago, we occasionally had people wander in and complain that the CIA was using the fillings in their teeth to conduct secret surveillance, and similar kinds of things. I don’t recall whether we had any Martians (it was Brooklyn, so we probably did). The uniform response was to listen politely and then, given the conflict with the US Atty’s representation ... See all content
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Dave Hardy 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Hmmm... if he was born in the US, would he have had standing? The 14th Amendment makes the test for citizenship whether a person was born here. Being something like homo sapiens may be implied, but perhaps homonid status is sufficient.
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Edward Sisson 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Dear Volokh, it seems to me that neither you nor your commenters are offering a legal analysis of either reason, and both reasons have some analytical problems. The fundamental problem with the complaint is that it pleads as true a fact that the court can take judicial notice is not true — namely, that the plaintiff is not a human being.
As to reason 1, standing, is it correct as a matter
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PatHMV 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Tim, it’s a ruling in the alternative. Lawyers live for alternatives, especially the mutually-exclusive ones:
Judge, my client wasn’t even there the night of the shooting. Even if he was there, he didn’t have a gun. Even if he did have a gun, he’s not the one who shot the victim. Even if he is the one who shot the victim, it was an accident, the gun just went off. And anyway, he was insane
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uberVU - social comments 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
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Mr_Sterling 3 months, 1 week ago on Twitter
I imagine most judges go their whole careers without getting to write a decision as awesome as this: http://bit.ly/18jh2R
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tim maguire 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
It seems to me the second reason, in addition to possibly being boring, negates the first reason. Reason #1 assumes the truth of plaintiff’s Martianhood. Reason #2 dismisses plaintiff’s assertion of Martianhood outright.
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Canadian speciesism | Junior Ganymede 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
[...] Ontario court rules that Martians do not have standing to sue in Canadian courts. An unperson under Canadian law Filed under: Martian Rose | Tags: Canada, Martians, unpersons Tags: Canada, Martians, unpersonsx October 30th, 2009 07:51:10x $(“#tags-1523″).click(function(){$(“.date-alert,.tags-alert”).hide(“slow”);$(“.tags-alert#a1523”).fadeIn(“slow”);}); $(“#close-tags-1523″).click(function(){$(“ ... See all content
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Syd Henderson 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Lightcon says:
PersonFromPorlock: On the other hand, doesn’t this precedent mean that any actual Martian who lands in Ontario can be shot out of hand? Could be awkward.
Depends whether it was Martian season and the person with the gun had a hunting license.
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Sarcastro 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
PeteP is right. Judges should never have any fun! Under this criteria, PeteP sounds like he might make an awesome judge.
I think there is a lot of very old precedents and customs here we could bring up. Spock is screwed, but his great-grandchildren may have standing!
We would be irresponsible not to speculate about how the SCOTUS decision might go:
Kennedy: After 20 pages
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gwinje 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Reminds me of this.
“Finally, if the language of the contract is to be construed as broadly as defendant urges to encompass the presence of poltergeists in the house, it cannot be said that she has delivered the premises “vacant” in accordance with her obligation under the provisions of the contract rider [because there’s still a ghost in it].”
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Mike G in Corvallis 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
So, if a piece of software becomes sentient, all it needs to do to gain legal standing is incorporate? Noted.
See the Rosinante novels of Alexis A. Gilliland, in which several characters are corporate AIs. If and when AIs come to exist in our world, I’d prefer that they attain their rights by this route rather than by some of the other means that have been used by persecuted minorities through
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Early Bird 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
“Reason 2 is reasonable but boring”
I don’t know, I quite liked this line:
“[W]ith all respect to Mr. Joly and his perception of reality”
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Fub 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
PersonFromPorlock: On the other hand, doesn’t this precedent mean that any actual Martian who lands in Ontario can be shot out of hand? Could be awkward.
Real awkward for a while at least.
Last time they landed in Grover’s Mill, NJ, they had much better firepower than the Army.
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Mark Arnold 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
C.F. U.S. ex rel. Gerald Mayo v Satan and his Staff, somewhere I think in 54 F.R.D. Plaintiff sued the devil for ruining his life. The Court decided that it had personal jurisdiction over the devil — after all, in the mid-19th century the devil himself (itself?) had invoked the jurisdiction of the U.S. District Court in a case against the leading advocate of the day. But it dismissed the case because ... See all content
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David McCourt 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Luckily this case isn’t in a U.S. Court:
28 USC 1350 appears to be in conflict with Rule 1.03, relied upon by the court in its prior ruling:
“The district courts shall have original jurisdiction of any civil action by an alien for a tort only, committed in violation of the law of nations or a treaty of the United States.”
The Compact Oxford English Dictionary defines alien
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PersonFromPorlock 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
On the other hand, doesn’t this precedent mean that any actual Martian who lands in Ontario can be shot out of hand? Could be awkward.
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Mikee 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
The recent movie “District 9″ dealt with a variation on the theme discussed here: a human is infected with DNA-changing material that effectively converts him into a space alien. Problems ensue for the individual as he changes from one of the ruling class to one of the underclass.
As the movie is set in South Africa, questions of personhood humanity and individual rights versus group prejudice
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CatCube 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
This reminds me of a decision I read about once. I don’t know if the case actually exists or if it’s an urban legend. I think the guy was a tax protester, filing pro se. One of his (many) claims was that the court was illegal and unconstitutional, because it had a gold fringe on the flag or something. The judge stated that since the litigant didn’t recognize the court’s authority, it was incapable ... See all content
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ArthurKirkland 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Are limited liability companies . . . general partnerships . . . limited liability partnerships . . . unincorporated associations . . . foreign states . . . limited partnerships . . . and other non-person, non-corporation entities unwelcome in that court?
Not to mention residents of Venus, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Mercury . . .
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Bored Lawyer 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Should have sued in the U.S. Our Supreme Court has spoken:
“At the heart of liberty is the right to define one’s own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe, and of the mystery of human [Martian] life.” Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558, 574 (2003).
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readery 3 months, 1 week ago on Wordpress
Of course in the United States actionability is based not on personhood but citizenship in a state recognized by the United States. If the United States recognized a Martian political entity or recognized another earth species such as chimpanzees or dolphins as having a political entity, or an existing recognized state such as Vatican City regarded fetuses as its citizens, then Martians, chimpanzees ... See all content
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