Make Obama a Lame Duck President NOW

A call to put the Presidency into suspended animation until January 2013

by Bill Levinson

When Senator Jim DeMint said that the defeat of Barack Obama’s health care “reform” efforts would be his Waterloo, he said the right thing for the wrong reason. We could not care less what is good for the Republican Party unless it also is good for the United States. Barack Obama’s record to date shows that the total destruction of his Presidency, to the extent that ...

he spends the next three years as a de facto lame duck, would be the right thing for the United States. Those who agree should send the unified message that Barack Obama does not command what the Chinese call the Mandate of Heaven, and that his health care “reforms” or his “climate change” agenda will end the career of any Senator (e.g. Olympia Snowe) or Member of Congress who supports these things.

Here is what we mean by “put the Presidency into suspended animation,” at least from a tongue-in-cheek perspective.

(1) Cash for Clunkers. The Obama family is given a million dollars a day to spend as it pleases, and whatever it doesn’t spend it can keep–upon condition that Barack Obama sign no legislation or treaties (e.g. Copenhagen global warming), interact with no foreign heads of state (such as bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia), issue no executive orders, and essentially do nothing else to discharge the duties of the President of the United States. A senior military officer could be given charge of the nuclear launch codes in the event that the United States was attacked during the hiatus.

(2) Introduce a giant mirror into the Oval Office. Somebody would have to spoon-feed Mr. Obama to prevent him from starving (even with food within easy reach) as Narcissus did in one version of the Greek legend.

The State Department’s recent decision to pull funding from Freedom House, an impartial watchdog organization that reports on human rights abuses around the world, is only the latest in a long litany of reasons why Barack Obama does not deserve the Mandate of Heaven (or the “Aspect of Respectability” as described in Gordon R. Dickson’s None but Man).

Obama’s political ally and enabler, Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) just proclaimed openly in the Wall Street Journal that the real agenda of climate change legislation is to enrich Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan Chase, and the New York Stock Exchange. Obama has shown himself to be another Louis XIV (”L’etat, c’est moi,” and it’s all about “moi” when it comes to Barry) who seeks to enrich corporate special interests, especially major donors like the stakeholders of General Electric, Goldman Sachs, and J.P. Morgan Chase who raised six figures (per company) in bundled contributions to elect him, at the expense of the American people. Although he talks about “green jobs” for Americans, his Energy Department just earmarked hundreds of millions of dollars for the purchase of wind turbines from Iberdrola in Spain.

“Climate change” is really a cover story for the ignorant masses, an excuse for these corporate special interests to enrich themselves in the manner of medieval indulgence sellers (e.g. through the sale of “carbon credits,” today’s equivalent of medieval indulgences). Perhaps Barry and his enablers will create another Inquisition to prosecute “heretics” who express disbelief in global warming as a problem that merits the destruction of the American economy (except for the favored indulgence-sellers); this was pretty much the racket that the medieval church used to line its pockets at the expense of the peasantry. The American working person who is the backbone of the Democratic Party is the new peasant, and Kirsten Gillibrand has made that very clear in her letter to the Wall Street Journal.

Noting that Barack Obama goes around apologizing for America, it is past time that America apologizes for Barack Obama. To our allies in the United Kingdom, Israel, the Czech Republic, and Poland:

The United States of America is currently offline, and we apologize for the inconvenience. Last November, a slim majority of our voters chose to play a sick practical joke on their own country, and the sick joke now occupies the White House along with an array of self-made sideshow freaks that would amaze the most seasoned visitor to Coney Island. Rest assured that this administration does not enjoy the confidence or support of the American people, the mistake will be corrected in November 2012, and the United States will be back online in January 2013. Until then, please try to be patient with us, and ignore the circus sideshow in the Oval Office.

“Self-made sideshow freaks” is not an exaggeration. Here are the individuals in question:

(1) Prominent racist and anti-Semite Al Sharpton and his National Action Network. Google on “Sharpton” and “Freddy’s Fashion Mart” for examples of racist and anti-Semitic hate speech from these entities, such as “greedy Jew bastards,” “don’t give the Jew a dime,” “see that this cracker suffers,” and “white interloper”–the latter straight from Sharpton’s own mouth. Obama appeared at the April 2007 meeting of this racist and anti-Semitic hate group (its conduct at Freddy’s Fashion Mart was indeed that of a hate group), where he praised Al Sharpton.

(2) Jeremiah Wright and his Trinity United “Church” of “Christ.”. What else but a sideshow freak act would teach the love of Jesus (this is, after all, the foundation of what MOST people call Christianity) by suggesting that the United States deserved 9/11, publishing blood libels of Israel and the United States, and referring to “Them Jews?” What kind of church gives a standing ovation to a guest speaker like Michael Pfleger who exults, “There were a whole lot of white people crying?”

(3) Van Jones, Barack Obama’s Green Jobs Czar. Van Jones signed a letter that suggested that the government of the United States was complicit in the 9/11 attacks. In our book, this is no different than Holocaust denial. [Twilight Zone music] Don’t worry, Van, the TRUTH is really out there. If you search long enough, perhaps you will find it. [/Twilight Zone music]

(4) Michael Pfleger, the “Christian” minister who exulted about Hillary Clinton’s tears while he proclaimed, “There were a whole lot of white people crying.”

(5) Otis Moss (Jeremiah Wright’s replacement), who praised Michael Pfleger’s “There were a whole lot of white people crying.”

(6) The anti-Semitic and anti-Catholic hate group MoveOn.org, which published a derogatory picture of Pope Benedict and a defamatory insult to General David Petraeus while it welcomed the most vicious imaginable hate speech against Jews, Catholics, and Evangelical Christians at its now-disgraced and defunct Action Forum.

(7) Barack Obama’s campaign site (Barackobama.com), whose moderators welcomed the most vicious imaginable hate speech against Jews (e.g. “Kike filth”), Alzheimer’s jokes about senior citizens, 9/11 Denial, misogynist hate speech, and similar material.

(8) Barack Obama’s “Dreams From My Father” speaks for itself.

(9) Joseph Biden: proven liar, coward, and bully. Biden falsely accused Curtis Dunn, the deceased driver of the vehicle that killed Biden’s wife (admittedly a tragedy) of vehicular homicide while driving drunk; a felony in most jurisdictions. This was a lie, because the police found that neither driver had had any alcohol. The fact that Biden did this after the man was dead was the act of a coward, because a dead person cannot be libeled no matter how much distress the lie causes his surviving family. Biden’s use of the U.S. Government’s resources, i.e. his Senate Web page, to do this was the act of a bully.

We will stick with the human blockhead acts, the freaks with multiple tattoos and body piercings, and the geeks who eat live insects on stage. (A geek was originally not an introverted computer expert, but a sideshow performer who would do things like bite the head off a live chicken.) Barack Obama should take his sideshow act to Coney Island, which would at least be an honest way to contribute to New York’s economy as opposed to Kirsten Gillibrand’s “climate change” scam.

We will stay away from the “birther” issue, which comes across to many people like Van Jones’ questions about the “truth” behind 9/11. The following sort of thing makes our side look just as bad as the 9/11 Truth people.

Among Taitz’s missteps, she accused the judge of treason. That never works out well.

On the other hand, there is proof that Barack Obama may have conducted illegal Internet gambling to raise money for his campaign. Minnesota law enforcement officials, in fact, demanded that he either stop his “Dinner with Obama” lotteries or else allow people to enter without donating money to his campaign. We have E-mails with full headers on file, including those to which Mr. Obama signed his name, that involved (1) payment of monetary consideration, i.e. a donation of $5 or more, (2) an element of chance, and (3) a prize: dinner with Barack Obama, or a trip to his nomination. These three elements constitute a lottery, i.e. gambling. If this constituted a crime at any point or in any state in which this offer was made, Barack Obama could in fact be impeached and removed from office. This is something that should be made clear to the public to demonstrate further that he does not enjoy the Mandate of Heaven or Aspect of Respectability.

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