No, My Daddy is NOT a Baker, nor is He a Thief

Updated 4 months, 1 week ago

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We have all heard them, those cheesy ass lines that make us want to vomit right on the feet of the person delivering them.  There are some “classic ones”

Is your daddy a thief?  Because he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes.

Or

Is your daddy a baker?  Because your buns are hot!

Lame, I know.  Sure, you might say that they’re a little clever, but then we’d have to sit you down and have a discussion with you on the ...

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I like to keep it simple and say, “Nice tits.” I know immediately how much this woman can take. Yeah… It doesn’t work that often. But at least its fun for me.

4 months, 1 week ago by Jason X on Wordpress

Dammit, I’ve never heard the baker one and my buns are hot! Really. ummm…

One of my best friends high school friends used the Windex line; as a hot blonde she could get away with it. Don’t think it worked but we admired her chutzpah.

4 months, 1 week ago by Red on Wordpress

Hey does this rag smell like ether?

4 months, 2 weeks ago by Jon on Wordpress

This one actually works for me… I’m too drunk to drive home, so I’m going to have to bang you at your place tonight.

4 months, 2 weeks ago by Del-V on Wordpress

I once got “My mum told me I’d be a kisser one day, wanna try it out?”

How lame is that ?

..But, apparently it worked. Frankly, I think I’m glad I was wayy too drunk to have any memory of this incident.

One me and my bestie somehow came across online - “Have you ever raised chickens? Cuz you sure raised my cock!”

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4 months, 2 weeks ago by c. on Wordpress

I used to work at a bar, so I’ve heard a few. My favorite:

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

4 months, 2 weeks ago by Sarah on Wordpress

The lamest one I’ve ever heard do you want some Mexican ( you can use Irish, Italian etc) in you , do you want some?” the second lamest one was: lets do some math: you, plus me, minus the clothes, divide the legs and lets multiply.. (gag) where do men get these horrible lines?

4 months, 2 weeks ago by maria on Wordpress

“All those curves and me with no brakes.”

4 months, 2 weeks ago by Skylers Dad on Wordpress

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The worst line I’ve ever heard was when I was in the Navy.

While relaxing at the bar, one of my buddies spotted a well-busted girl, and went over to impress her.

His line?

*never taking his eyes off her boobs* “Nice shoes.. Wanna f*ck?”

I don’t know why, but she took him up on the deal.

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4 months, 2 weeks ago by jormengrund on Wordpress

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