RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you?

FakeSteve: RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you? http://bit.ly/2cunXW

FSJ: RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you? http://bit.ly/1GbiTg

FSJ: RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you?: Behold the splendid market share information above which .. http://bit.ly/2cunXW

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you? http://bit.ly/1oAp9w

RT @fsjblog: RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you?: Behold the splendid market share information above which.. http://bit.ly/2cunXW

Apple nudging up against RIM in smartphone marketshare, Fake Steve Jobs is gloating natch http://bit.ly/2Sn4NX

and that 3 mio iPhones you showed down the Chinese mouth this quarter isn't gonna come back and haunt you next quarter 5000 sold in one day, mahahahah

RIM products sound like characters from the X Men: Bold, Storm, Curve. And that's just what they are: mutants. They started as email machines for corporate road warriors, and now RIM is frantically trying to mutate them into the same thing as the ÜberPhone, but it won't work. The RIM OS is old and tired, tired, tired. As soon as the corporate IT tards lose control of which phones their drones can use, RIM will go where Motorola has gone before: the shitter.

RIM products sound like characters from the X Men: Bold, Storm, Curve. And that's just what they are: mutants. They started as email machines for corporate road warriors, and now RIM is frantically trying to mutate them into the same thing as the ÜberPhone, but it won't work. The RIM OS is old and tired, tired, tired. As soon as the corporate IT tards lose control of which phones their drones can use, RIM will go where Motorola has gone before: the shitter.

They did build you a statue. See here: http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/11/12/steve-jobs-bowling-pin/

that's all well and good, but if you don't fix your app store approvals soon, your going to lose your developer base, at which point you will be relegated to the "could have been a contender" pile pretty quickly...

that's all well and good, but if you don't fix your app store approvals soon, your going to lose your developer base, at which point you will be relegated to the "could have been a contender" pile pretty quickly...

http://bit.ly/2aSDGy <= Go Jobs! go!

A statue? Isn't it enough Hoggworks made Steve puppet?

Who the fuck is HTC?

omg, I know. I can't wait til Christmas!!!! I'm dying fit in!!!!!!!

ha, yes, marketing. I don't use RIM. However, I don't see a whole lot of similarities between the storm and the tour. Granted, I don't like either phone. But you must be referring to something else...? And laughing all the way to the bank? You have got to be kidding me. Maybe you think Apple is just breaking even... (AAPL). And all of those millions of apps? I forgot the last time I needed a virtual zippo, or a virtual hand gun. But wait, how is the google voice app? Oh that's right... Apple knows Google's biting a piece of it's lunch, and soon will be stealing their snack pack. "fearless leader?" HA! more like insecure child who won't let anyone else play in the sandbox. Well, just wait. Soon enough, there's going to be a better sandbox. And you all will be crying about it. Have fun playing Madden on your phone.... I'll take productivity over that any day. But, thanks anyway.

ha, yes, marketing. I don't use RIM. However, I don't see a whole lot of similarities between the storm and the tour. Granted, I don't like either phone. But you must be referring to something else...? And laughing all the way to the bank? You have got to be kidding me. Maybe you think Apple is just breaking even... (AAPL). And all of those millions of apps? I forgot the last time I needed a virtual zippo, or a virtual hand gun. But wait, how is the google voice app? Oh that's right... Apple knows Google's biting a piece of it's lunch, and soon will be stealing their snack pack. "fearless leader?" HA! more like insecure child who won't let anyone else play in the sandbox. Well, just wait. Soon enough, there's going to be a better sandbox. And you all will be crying about it. Have fun playing Madden on your phone.... I'll take productivity over that any day. But, thanks anyway.

hahaha... I love how you call 10 options for phones a bad thing. You guys are backwards as ALL hell. Oh sorry, I forgot. Apple's brainwashed you into WANTING the same phone as everyone else. My mistake.

hahaha... I love how you call 10 options for phones a bad thing. You guys are backwards as ALL hell. Oh sorry, I forgot. Apple's brainwashed you into WANTING the same phone as everyone else. My mistake.

and some marketer has successfully deluded you & your demographic into thinking their's an actual difference 'tween the 10 versions of RIM blackberry. and they're laughing all the way to the bank as they do it.

and some marketer has successfully deluded you & your demographic into thinking their's an actual difference 'tween the 10 versions of RIM blackberry. and they're laughing all the way to the bank as they do it.

{dennis leary voice:} i think you hear me knockin', and i think i'm at your door, and i got jon ive, an ms-exchange server and about a billion apps with me!

if you think RIM isn't shakin' in their gucci boots over this, you got a another thing coming. well done, fearless leader. well done. oh, and the current stock price doesn't hurt much either. your welcome.

{dennis leary voice:} i think you hear me knockin', and i think i'm at your door, and i got jon ive, an ms-exchange server and about a billion apps with me!

if you think RIM isn't shakin' in their gucci boots over this, you got a another thing coming. well done, fearless leader. well done. oh, and the current stock price doesn't hurt much either. your welcome.

Somebody wants an i—phone ...

(Now, Apple... Get us the damn vibrate options, will ya?) RIM, do you hear the footsteps behind you? http://tinyurl.com/ygxrgsk