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You look like you're nakedly navigating a large aquarium filled with dead animals. Are you into Japanese game shows or what?

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[Brian's Song](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068315). Shit. This one is brutal. Watch this one with your football buddies and see what happens. It will get quiet. Yes, it will.

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"I am the Guardian of the Narf."

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Here comes the window cleaner.

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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

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2,4-Dinitrophenol for the win.

1 week, 2 days ago onReddit in www.physorg.com

Yeah, I admit that, at first glance, they appear innocuous, but you never want to awaken to the sound of one of these; the soulless, blue eyes gazing up at you, daring you to pick up the handset and answer.

It's my understanding that they use children as hosts. They're parasites and they feed off of the positive energy of children which, in turn, fuels their bloodlust for adults.

1 week, 3 days ago onReddit in i.imgur.com

What is something I don't want to see slowly rolling across the floor at 3:15AM?

1 week, 3 days ago onReddit in i.imgur.com

Alouisious von Snarkhammer, Esq.

From thinkbabynames.com: The boy's name Aloisius \a-loi-sius\ is a variant of Aloysius (Old German), and the meaning of Aloisius is "famous warrior".

"Von" means "from" or "of".

Snark, from UrbanDictionary, usually means sarcasm or a snide remark.

Hammer is, obviously, a large, burly tool used to pummel things into submission...or wood.

"Esq." is an abbreviation for "Esquire". From Wikipedia: "The most common occurrence of term Esquire today is the conferral as the suffix ""Esq."" in order to pay an informal compliment to a male recipient by way of implying gentle birth. However, even today, there remain respected protocols, especially in the US, for identifying those to whom it is thought most proper that the suffix should be given in very formal or in official circumstances."

Usually, you see Esq. tagged onto the end of lawyer's names.

There you go. The honorable, famous warrior of sarcastic toolage. ... See all content Hide content

1 week, 3 days ago onReddit in www.reddit.com

[Send this to him.](http://goatse.ch/)

(You're welcome.)

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